Erma Bombeck Humorus Quotes' Magnets (laminated)- 1/4 x 2.5" x 4.5" -- $2.00 or 3/$5.50. Please order by number. (See actual quotes below the photo.)
1-"The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean."
2-"Shopping is a woman's thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.”
3-“Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.”
4-“My theory on housework is: If the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be.”
5-"My mother phones daily to ask, 'Did you just try to reach me?' When I reply, 'No,' she adds, 'So, if you're not too busy, call me while I'm still alive,' and hangs up."
6-“Mothers soon become as exciting as a food blender. The kids come in, look you straight in the eye and ask if anyone’s home.”
7-“Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium and counter productivity.”
