1-If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught?
2-Who put the extra f on sheriff?
3-Why are "Good morning," Good afternoon," and "Good Evening" introductory greetings, but "Good Night" is only a farewell greeting?
4-Why is it when the lights are out, they can't be seen, but when the stars are out, they're easily seen?
5-Why is it that the people who tell us to calm down are the ones who got us mad in the first place?
6-Why do we always receive bills in the mail, but never the check?
7-Why does a teacher tell a student to "sit up" and then tells him to "sit down"?
8-If you are nasty, belligerent, or just plain ugly, we reserve the right to add a surcharge onto your bill.
9-This way to the Complaint Department (with 4 arrows - pointing north, south, east, and west.)
10-Everything comes to him who waits -- except success. - Will Rogers
